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Drive
apology.wav	Mulder: That was an apology, right? Gee, I don't know if I can see to drive, my eyes are turned up so bad.
bozowork.wav	Mulder: Back to the bozowork investigating huge piles of manure?
cellpee.wav	Scully: Mulder, are you OK? Mulder: Yeah. Aside from terminal cellphone withdrawal that and I gotta pee
doodoo.wav	Mulder: Now the sun will rise in America tomorrow, regardless of whether or not we're at yet another farm investigating yet another pile of doo doo.
faster.wav	Mr. Crump: Mr. Mulder, could you go a little faster please?
jehovah.wav	Scully: Virgil Nokes? I'm Agent Scully. This is Agent Mulder. We're with the FBI. Virgil: Jehovah's Witness? Scully: No sir. Federal Bureau of Investigation. Mulder: But we do have a free copy of The Watchtower for you, if you like.
manure.wav	Scully: Big piles of manure.
mrinfront.wav	Mulder: I can think of something else I'd like to call you. I can put "Mr." in front of that too, if you like.
numbmind.wav	Scully: Yeah, well as we said sir, this is just routine. Mulder: So routine it numbs the mind.
outofgas.wav	Mulder: Well on behalf of the international Jewish conspiracy, I just need to inform you that we're almost out of gas.
pickem.wav	Scully: You know how to pick 'em I'll tell you that.
picknbstrd.wav	Mulder: It's Mr. Mulder to you, you peanut pickin' bastard.
pickntrsh.wav	Mulder: This is scutwork, bozowork. This is the FBI equivalent of being made to wear an orange jumpsuit and pick up trash by the side of the highway.
sonnet.wav	Mulder: I'm composing a sonnet. What does it look like I'm doing? I'm slowing down for a light.

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Triangle
blessam.wav	1939 Skinner: God bless America. Now get your asses out of here.
blowover.wav	Mulder: There's a lttle trouble over our White House, but that'll blow over...so to speak.
breakplc.wav	Skinner: If you ever ask me to break policy or protocol, I will have you written up, wrapped up, and tossed out of the FBI for good. Am I understood, Agent Scully?
didstupd.wav	Scully: You did something incredibly stupid.
dreams.wav	Mulder: ...but you believed me. Scully: In your dreams.
drugsome.wav	Frohike: What kind of drugs is he on? Langly: I want some.
favorkill.wav	Scully: I want you to do me a favor. It's not negotiable. Either you do it or I kill you. You understand?
iloveyou.wav	Mulder: Hey Scully... Scully: Yes? Mulder: I love you. Scully: Oh brother.
listnwsl.wav	Scully: Listen to me you little weasel!
nazipaws.wav	1939 Scully: I suggest you get your Nazi paws off me before you get one in the kisser.
needinfo.wav	Scully: Don't ask too many questions. I don't care what you do, or who you do, or who have to grease, I need that information and I need it now. Are we clear on that? Spender: Crystal.
noplace.wav	Scully: Mulder, I want you to close your eyes and I want you to think to yourself,"There's no place like home..."
ratbstrd.wav	Scully: That rat bastard!
saveass.wav	Skinner: Use your head, Scully. It'll save your ass. Scully: Save your own ass, sir. You'll save your head along with it.
spknazi.wav	(1939 CSM speaking German) Mulder: I don't speak Nazi.
starsflg.wav	1939 Scully: Oh you speak English, do you? Well how would you like to see the stars in the American flag?
unbelvbl.wav	Mulder: This is unbelievable!
weaselme.wav	Spender: You OK, Agent Scully? Scully: No. I'm not. I'm a gun ready to go off, so don't test me Spender. Don't even think about trying to weasel me.
wllsears.wav	Frohike: The walls have ears... Scully: I have ears. Will you tell me what's going on?

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Dreamland
atingle.wav	Scully: I'm all atingle.
bestthng.wav	Scully: Are you sure that's the best thing to do?
jhnycash.wav	Mulder: Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Johnny Cash.
whtpoint.wav	Mulder: What is your point?
workdone.wav	Mulder: My work here is done. Have a nice day.

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Dreamland II
catheter.wav	Scully: Baby me and you'll be peeing through a catheter.
kiss_ugly.wav	Scully: I'd kiss you if you weren't so damn ugly.
mdrsuide.wav	Mulder: If I... shoot him, is that murder or suicide?
name_fro.wav	Frohike: The name's Frohike you punkass!
top.gun.wav	Mulder: Hey, Grandma Topgun, will you shut the hell up?

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The Ghosts Who Stole Christmas
365lonly.wav	Mulder: It's me or you, you or me... One of us has to to do it. Scully: Mulder look, we don't have to do this. Mulder: Oh yes we do! Scully: We can get out of here! Mulder: Even if we could, what's waiting for us? More loneliness! And then 365 more shopping days 'til even more loneliness!! Scully:I don't believe what you're saying.
365lonly2.wav	Scully: We can get out of here! Mulder: Even if we could, what's waiting for us? More loneliness! And then 365 more shopping days 'til even more loneliness!! Scully: I don't believe what you're saying.
benevlnt.wav	Mulder: There's nothing to be afraid of. Scully: I'm not afraid, OK? Mulder: Ghosts are benevolent entities... mostly.
boo.wav	Scully: Well then why is all the furniture covered? Lyda: We're having the house painted. Scully: Well then where's your Christmas tree?! Lyda: We're Jewish. Boo!
category.wav	Mulder: What category is that? Maurice: Narcissistic over-zealous self-righteous egomaniac. Mulder: That's a category?
gave_up.wav	Mulder: I almost gave up on you.
gifts.wav	Mulder: I know we said that we weren't going to exchange gifts, but uh... I brought/bought you a little something. Scully: Mulder... Mulder: Merry Christmas. Scully: Well I got you a little something too.
irationl.wav	Mulder: Tell me you're not afraid. Scully: Alright, I'm afraid... but it's an irrational fear.
left_chk.wav	Scully: Is that a hound I hear, baying out on the moors? Mulder: No, actually that was a left-cheek sneak.
maybe.wav	Scully: Not that my only joy in life is proving you wrong. Mulder: When have you proven me wrong? Scully: Well, why else would you want me out there with you? Mulder: You don't want to be there? Oh, that's um... self-righteous and narcissistic of me to say, isn't it? Scully: No. I mean, maybe I did want to be out there with you.
my_hole.wav	Lyda: I don't show my hole to just anyone. Mulder: Why are you showing it to me?!
myoutfit.wav	Scully: You know what's weird? Mulder: What? Scully: Well, she's wearing my outfit. Mulder: How embarassing. Scully: You know what? He's wearing yours.
narcofme.wav	Mulder: Oh, that's um... self-righteous and narcissistic of me to say, isn't it?
paramstb.wav	Mulder: Paramasturbatory?
prv_wrng.wav	Scully: Not that my only joy in life is proving you wrong. Mulder: When have you proven me wrong?
slntnite.wav	Scully: If I heard Silent Night one more time, I was gonna start taking hostages.
ushotme.wav	Mulder: You shot me first! Scully: I didn't shoot you. You shot me.
yeswedo.wav	Scully: Mulder look, we don't have to do this. Mulder: Oh yes we do!

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Terms of Endearment
any_difrnt.wav	Scully: And what do you call rooting through his trash? Mulder: Well, like that's any different from the assignment we're stuck with.
b_snatch.wav	Scully: This isn't an X-File. Mulder: Call it what you like, but down here in Roanoke, they're calling it a demon baby snatching.
busted.wav	Scully: Mulder, you're busted. Mulder: What?
covrstry.wav	Scully: Mulder... it's me. It's your cover story, remember?
demonic.wav	Scully: Mulder, I will accept that a man can be demonic, that he may have demon-like attributes, but why would a demon, if there were such a thing, bother with a 9 to 5 'make room for daddy' routine just so he can off his wife and unborn child? Mulder: I don't know why. I'm not a psychologist, but this is the best explanation for how that I've heard.
f_harvest.wav	Mulder: Scully, this is a classic case of demon fetal harvest!
hate_like.wav	Mulder: Mr. Weinsider, I-I don't want to arrest Laura. I'm sure you'd hate like the devil for that to happen as well. Wayne: I should say so.
knowhtur.wav	Mulder: I know what you are.
notpsyclgst.wav	(It's *that* line from TOE) Mulder: I'm not a psychologist.
priority.wav	Spender: OK, Deputy. We're gonna put this right into our priority caseload. Deputy: Boy. I really want to thank you. I know Laura's really itching to talk to somebody who'll really listen to her. ::Spender feeds file into shredder::
race_ya.wav	Mulder: So where is our appointment? How far do we have to go? Wayne: What? Mulder: Come on, Wayne. I'll race ya.
rndfile.wav	Mulder: Look, Scully. Spender just round filed this case. It's unconscionable. Scully: And what do you call rooting through his trash? Mulder: Well, like that's any different from the assignment we're stuck with. Scully: WE, Mulder? I'M stuck with. You're not here.
smoke_mj	Scully: Do you or have you ever smoked marijuana? Man: Nope. No sirree.
sonogram.wav	Weinsider: No, it's not just a sonogram, honey. It's a picture of the expression of our beautiful love. Betsy AKA Demonwife: Wayne, what have you been smoking?
whtrudoin.wav	Betsy AKA Demonwife: What are you doing?! Maybe ya didn't hear me. I said, what are you doing, Wayne?

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Rain King
a_switch.wav	Scully: Well it seems to me that the best relationships, the ones that last, are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere and the person who was just a friend is suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with.
ark.wav	Mulder: I'll build the ark, you gather the animals.
auntolive.wav	Scully: My Irish Aunt Olive has more Cherokee in her than Daryl Mootz.
blndlead.wav	Scully: Blind leading the blind...
cow_name.wav	Mulder: Scully, I don't think it's a coincidence that a cow gets hurled at me just as we're down here investigating the weather. Scully: Mulder, did they check you for head trauma? Mulder: I'm telling you, that cow had my name on it.
ctrl_wthr.wav	Scully: Man, look at him, Mulder. Does that look like a man who can control the weather? ::thunder::
d_advice.wav	Mulder: Yeah, he wants advice. Dating advice. Scully: Dating advice? From whom? Mulder: Yours truly. Hello? Hey, Scully. Scully, you there? Scully: I heard you. Mulder, when was the last time you went on a date? Mulder: I will talk to you later. Scully: Blind leading the blind.
hambrgr.wav	Man with Chainsaw: Ma'am, unless you wanna get covered in hamburger, I reckon you should step outside.
idontgze.wav	Mulder: I do not _gaze_ at Scully.
last_date.wav	Scully: Mulder, when was the last time you went on a date? Mulder: I will talk to you later.
moo.wav	Cow: Mooooo!
old_fshn.wav	Motel Lady: We moved your boyfriend's things into your room. Scully: He's my partner and we prefer separate rooms. Motel Lady: Oh. Old-fashioned are ya, huh?
u2never.wav	Holman: Envious of men like you my whole life. Based on your physical bearing I'd assume you were more experienced. You spend every day with Agent Scully, a beautiful, enchanting woman... I mean, you two never uh... I confess, I find that shocking. I've seen how you two gaze at one another.
wesaypls.wav	Receptionist: Don't y'all need a warrant or a subpoena or something like that? Scully: We usually just say please.
whtrwedoin.wav	Scully: Mulder, what are we doing here? Mulder: Well this is not without historical precedent. The Old West was full of traveling men who claimed to be rainmakers. The Pueblo Indians even had a rain dance. Scully: Mulder, that is not a rain dance. My Irish Aunt Olive has more Cherokee in her than Daryl Mootz. Man, look at him, Mulder. Does that look like a man who can control the weather? ::thunder::
yadidit.wav	Mulder: Aww, ya did it. Holman: No, _you_ did it. Mulder: What're you talking about? Holman: She said that she loves me, but that she's in love with you.
youridea.wav	Scully: Don't look at me, this was your idea.

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S.R. 819
dievain.wav	Skinner: If I die now, I die in vain. I have nothing to show for myself. My life... Scully: Sir, you know that's not true. Skinner: It is. I can see now that I've always played it safe. I wouldn't take sides. Wouldn't let you and Mulder pull me in.
dnthateme.wav	Mulder: Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful.
fed_stop.wav	Mulder: Federal agent! Stop right there!
gun_head.wav	Skinner: This man poisoned me, I'm gonna put a gun to his head, find out why, and ask him how's he's gonna make me well.
in_hands.wav	Skinner: I'm in your hands.
ingdtime.wav	Skinner: I've been expecting you to show up. Krycek: You know I can push the button anytime. Skinner: What do you want from me? What's this about, Krycek? Krycek: All in good time.
its_in_you.wav	Computer voice: Have you heard the news? It's... in... you.
nthngwrng.wav	Mulder: He's gonna tell you he's alright. Skinner: That's because there's nothing wrong with me.
ursopara.wav	Skinner: Oh. This is about you. Mulder: Or about the X-Files. Skinner: You are so paranoid, Mulder. You're not even on the X-Files anymore. Scully: No, but you are. You still supervise them.

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Tithonus
candles.wav	Mulder: I'm not good at math, but I'm figuring that's a whole lot of candles on the cake.
death_opp.wav	Scully: You know, Mulder, I don't even know how I entertain the thought. People don't live forever. Mulder: No, I-I... I think he would have. I just think that Death only looks for you once you seek its opposite.
give_proof.wav	Scully: Why are you this way? I mean, if this is true give me something in the way of proof. Help me find some science that I can hang this on.
lifeprisn.wav	Mulder: Now we're talking about a guy for whom the phrase 'life in prison' carries some seriously weighty connotations.
livefrvr.wav	Scully: You know, most people wanna live forever. Fellig: Most people are idiots, which is one of the reasons I don't.
lucky.wav	Fellig: You're very lucky, you know that? Scully: What do you mean? Wait a minute. Say what's on your mind. You mean lucky like the others? You want me to believe that I'm about to die? Fellig: I just want to take the picture.
luckyman.wav	Mulder: You're a lucky man.
nosy.wav	Scully: What are you doing? Mulder: Being nosy. Eating my heart out. They're sending you on an X-File. Scully: It's not an X-File. Mulder: That's not what I'm reading. I'm thinking murder by telekinesis. I'm thinking maybe a shamanistic death-touch. I'm thinking about the Muslim superstition that the photograph somehow steals their soul. Scully: Thank you. All very helpful.
too_much.wav	Scully: I think you're wrong. How can you have too much life? There's too much to learn, to experience...
trn_it_off.wav	Scully: I'm not gonna die! Turn that off. Fellig: No. Scully: Turn it off right now. Put it down.
usedtosit.wav	Scully: Scully. Mulder: Hi. My name's Fox Mulder. We used to sit next to each other at the FBI.
way2hppy.wav	Mulder: Hey Scully, maybe if we get really lucky, next time they'll let us clean toilet bowls. Scully: You ready to quit? Mulder: No. That would make way too many people way too happy.
were_done.wav	Ritter: Kersh warned me about you. Scully: Uh... He did? Ritter: Yeah. You and your partner. God knows his reputation precedes him, so I guess I should've seen this coming. You muck up my case and Kersh will hear about it. Are we clear, Dana? Scully: _Scully_ and we're done with this conversation.

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Two Fathers
1on1.wav	Mulder: Scully, you wanna go one on one? We got nothing but time now that we're on administrative leave.
evrythng.wav	Scully: Aren't you curious what I've got in the box? Everything I could find on him. Mulder: Nothing you could ever find would be accurate or credible.
find_yrslf.wav	Spender: I just want the truth. Mulder: The truth is out there, Agent Spender. Maybe you should find it for yourself.
futile.wav	Krycek: Resistance was futile then. Why would it be any less so now?
ghetto.wav	Mulder: Hey, homegirl. Word up. Scully: Mulder, it's my distinct impression that you just cheated and that you're not coming in again today. Mulder: Oh Scully. I got game! Scully: Yeah, you got so much game, I'm wondering if you have any work left in you. Mulder: Oh, no. I'm ready to J-O-B. Just not on some some jagoff shoeshine tip. Scully: No jagoff shoeshine tip? Mulder: No background checking jagoff shoeshine tip. Scully: Well, about your J-O-B, Mulder, somebody's been trying very hard to reach you by phone. Somebody who wants you back at the FBI, ASAP. Mulder: About what? Scully: About an X-File.
gonna_p.wav	Cassandra: Oh! My God, I think I'm gonna pee the floor. Mulder: Don't. Don't do that.
got_game.wav	Mulder: Oh Scully. I got game!
notajob.wav	Spender: Keeping Fox Mulder down is not a job! It's your dirty work! ::slap:: CSM: You _pale_ to Fox Mulder!
outthere.wav	CSM: The truth was out there... fatally exposed.
progress.wav	Spender: AD Skinner, I-I didn't hear the elevator. I was working here. Skinner: Working on what, Agent Spender? Spender: Progress report on the X-Files. Skinner: Progress report to who? Spender: Just to file. Skinner: Well, I wasn't aware that you made any progress.
purpose.wav	Skinner: Truth is, your purpose here is not to make any progress, isn't it? Truth is, you have no interest in the X-Files.
ru_asking.wav	Spender: She wants to talk to you. Mulder: I didn't hear the magic word. Spender: Look, Agent Mulder. I'm not going to get down on my knees here. Mulder: Are you asking me, Agent Spender?
shocking.wav	Krycek: You never seen one before, have you? That's shocking at first. The acceptance of the idea, it's... it's something you thought only-only children and fools believe in
shove.wav	Mulder: You lookin' for work, Agent Spender? 'Cause if you are, I got a whole pile in that middle drawer that I'd love to shove down someone's throat.
the_end.wav	CSM: This is the end. I never thought I'd hear myself say those words after all these years. You put your life into something... Build it, protect it... The end is as unimaginable as your own death. Or the death of your children.
trustdno1.wav	CSM: I've trusted no one.
u_pale.wav	CSM: You _pale_ to Fox Mulder!
word_up.wav	Mulder: Hey homegirl. Word up.

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Agua Mala
all_nuts.wav	Mulder: All the nuts roll down to Florida.
howdydo.wav	Mulder: That was just one 'howdy do' over the line.
manson.wav	Scully: You know what? Maybe you are a member of the Manson family.
metaltest.wav	Mulder: Think of it as a test of our metal. Scully: I don't need my metal tested.
no_temp.wav	Mulder: Well, either he's got no temperature or he's about to spontaneously combust.
nugs.wav	Vincent: Yeah, well maybe it'll come up through the can and grab you by the nugs! Mulder: Someone's already got him by the nugs.
savvy.wav	Dales: If I had had someone as savvy as her by my side, all those years ago in the X-Files, I might have not retired.
water_no.wav	Dales: Anyone for water? Mulder and Scully: No!

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Monday
1ofthose.wav	Mulder: You ever had one of those days, Scully? Scully: Since I've been working here? Yeah.
bad_day.wav	Mulder: My uh, waterbed sprung a leak and shorted out my alarm clock. My cellphone got wet and crapped out on me. Then the check I wrote my landlord to cover the uh, damages is gonna bounce if I don't deposit my pay.
blahblah.wav	Mulder: Blah blah blah.
cover4me.wav	Mulder: Cover for me, will ya? Scully: When do I not?
deja_vu.wav	Mulder: Wow, that is so strange. Scully: What? Mulder: I just got the weirdest sensation of deja vu. I've been having it all morning. Scully: Well, it's fairly common. Mulder: Yeah, but never to this degree. I mean I woke up, I opened my eyes, I'm soaking wet... It's a long story, but I had the distinct sensation that I have lived that moment before. Scully: Well you may have. Did you do a lot of drinking in college?
rewind.wav	Mulder: Scully, did you ever have one of those days you wish you could just rewind and start all over again from the beginning? Scully: Yes. Frequently.
urgh.wav	Mulder: Son of a... ::grunts::
zippity.wav	Mulder: I'm having the best damn day of my life. Any moment I'm about to burst into song. Zippity doo dah.

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Arcadia
bringiton.wav	Mulder: Bring it on.
getiton.wav	Scully: You ready? Mulder: Let's get it on, honey. Scully: Alright then.
honymnvid.wav	Mulder: You wanna make that honeymoon video now?
makeclear.wav	Mulder: Did I not make myself clear?
married.wav	Mulder: Come on, Laura. We're married now.
names.wav	Scully: Mulder, if we ever go undercover again, I get to choose the names OK?
new_ager.wav	Mulder: Well it's not me so much as Laura. She's quite the new ager. I mean she's into those magnetic bracelets and crystals and mood rings, what have you. I mean, God bless her, she's a sucker for all that stuff.
play_house.wav	Mulder: Admit it. You just want to play house.
poopiehead.wav	Mulder: Isn't that right, honeybunch? Scully: That's right, poopiehead.
sandwich.wav	Mulder: Woman, git back in here and make me a sandwich!
threshold.wav	Mulder: Hey! Ooh, wait a minute. You didn't let me carry you over the threshold.
thril_gone.wav	Mulder: The thrill is gone.
toothpaste.wav	Scully: Whoever taught you how to squeeze a tube of toothpaste?
tractorbms.wav	Scully: What do you want? Aliens? Tractor beams?
wow_tklk.wav	Mulder: Wow... Take a look at this.

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Alpha
bad_dog.wav	Mulder: Bad dog.
bats.wav	Scully: You sure this woman is not an authority on bats?
biscuit.wav	Mulder: You get a biscuit, Scully.
chews.wav	Scully: Yeah. He ah, he doesn't listen and he chews on the furniture.
chummy.wav	Scully: Oh, so you two are chummy.
doggone.wav	Scully: What happened to the dog? Mulder: Dog gone. Dog-gone... Doggone. Scully: Yeah, I got it.
dontmind.wav	Mulder: Animals that aren't supposed to exist, like Sasquatch and the Ogopogo and the Abominable Snowman... Scully: Don't mind him, he'll go on forever.
fthrng_nest.wav	Mulder: I am home. I'm just feathering the nest.
online.wav	Mulder: Oh, we met online. Scully: Online. Mulder: Two professionals exchanging information.
trickstrs.wav	Scully: Don't underestimate a woman. They can be tricksters too.
yo_quiero.wav	Mulder: Yo quiero Taco Bell.

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Trevor
copperfield.wav	Scully: Should we arrest David Copperfield? Mulder: Yes we should, but not for this.
diary.wav	Mulder: Dear Diary, today my heart leapt when Agent Scully suggested spontaneous human combustion.
gesundheit.wav	Mulder: Ugh! Ugh... Gesundheit!
sht_to_kll.wav	Mulder: You might warn them not to shoot to kill. He seems to find that annoying.
shut_up.wav	Scully: Mulder, shut up.
sorry_i.wav	Scully: I'm sorry I even brought it up.

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The Unnatural
airmouth.wav	Mulder: Bet the air in my mouth tastes better than that.
ash.wav	Mulder: Hey, it's not a bad piece of ash, huh?
boring.wav	Scully: You're reading about baseball that happened fifty years ago? Mulder: You'd like it. It's-- Scully: Boring.
box_scres.wav	Scully: I can't believe it! You've been reading about baseball this whole time. Mulder: I'm reading the box scores, Scully.
cheat.wav	Scully: You cheat!
defaced.wav	Scully: You just defaced property of the US Government!
eatdrink.wav	Scully: Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we may die.
go_play.wav	Scully: Did your mother ever tell you to go outside and play?
gtovrhere.wav	Mulder: Get over here, Scully.
horseass.wav	Mulder: It's official. I am a horse's ass.
i_scream.wav	Mulder: I scream, you scream, we all scream for nonfat tofutti rice dreamsicle. Scully: No! ::laughs::
joyful.wav	Scully: And for what joyful purpose?
lifeplanet.wav	Scully: Do you ever entertain the idea of trying to find life on this planet? Mulder: I have seen the life on this planet, Scully and that is exactly why I'm looking elsewhere.
live_it_up.wav	Mulder: You sure know how to live it up, Scully.
mrbat.wav	Mulder: Hello, Mr. Bat. It's a pleasure to make your aquaintance. Oh no no, Miss Scully. The pleasure's all mine.
mrlive.wav	Scully: Oh, you're Mr. Live-It-Up.
mrsqueeze.wav	Scully: Mr. Squeeze-Every-Last-Drop-Out-Of-This-Sweet-Life, aren't you?
never_hit.wav	Mulder: You never hit a baseball, have you, Scully?
playbb.wav	Scully: Shut up, Mulder. I'm playing baseball.
presents.wav	Scully: I don't see any nicely wrapped presents lying around, so what gives?
question.wav	Scully: Mulder, can I ask you a personal question?
slap.wav	Scully: No. I guess I have uh, found more necessary things to do with my time than slap a piece of horsehide with a stick.
sleepdog.wav	Scully: Let them rest in peace. Let sleeping dogs lie.
testes.wav	Scully: You've got us grabbing life by the testes.
tofutti.wav	Mulder: Did you bring enough ice cream to share with the rest of the class? Scully: It's not ice cream. It's a nonfat tofutti rice dreamsicle. Mulder: Ugh!
u_rebel.wav	Scully: You rebel.

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Three of a Kind
beep.wav	Langly: What killed him? Scully: My medical opinion? Beeeeeeeeeeep! ::clap:: Langly: And that's all you found. Scully: That's all I know.
brainwshd.wav	Byers: I don't think you are yourself. I think that you've been mistreated and confused and- and I'm afraid that your- your beliefs, your opinions are no longer your own. Suzanne: As in, I've been brainwashed? I don't know what to tell you. I haven't been.
delamination.wav	Byers: You wanna know how we fixed the delamination problem? We subcontracted the whole damn thing to the Japanese, then triple-billed the government. Same thing we always do.
feelnlucky.wav	Frohike: Byers, check this out. I'm feelin' lucky.
gonna_kick.wav	Scully: Oh man... I am gonna kick their asses.
grow_old.wav	Langly: You know, Byers, growin' old with us ain't so bad. Frohike: Oh, shut up Langly. You really want him to kill himself?
here2save.wav	Suzanne: John, what are you doing here? Byers: I am here to save you. Suzanne: From what?
heycutie.wav	Scully: Hey cutie.
hickey.wav	Scully: Long time no see! No, that's not nice. I like Hickey!
im_in_vegas.wav	Scully: Can you hear me? I'm at the hotel. Where are you? What do you mean what hotel? Las Vegas. I'm in Las Vegas, aren't you? You called me. What do you mean you didn't call me? Oh man... I am gonna kick their asses.
im_sure.wav	Langly: Are you sure you saw her? Are you absolutely, positively sure? Byers: It was her. She's here. I've gotta find her! Frohike: You gotta find some ice. You need a drink.
jimmydone.wav	Langly: So, you're done with Jimmy? Scully: Done done done Langly: Uhhm... Scully?
kickourass.wav	Frohike: She's gonna kick our ass.
lilprick.wav	Scully: Just a little prick.
my_fire.wav	Scully: Well, I just can't decide who lights my fire.
notdeep.wav	Langly: Byers is trying to kill himself. Frohike: Stop trying to kill yourself, Byers. It's not deep enough.
offense.wav	Frohike: That's it. Alright you dandies, back off! This is Special Agent Dana Scully of the FBI. If you so much as touch her, you may be committing a federal offense.
queasy.wav	Langly: Are you OK? Scully: What happened? Langly: I'm thinkin' you got a little queasy and took a header. You know blood and guts can bother some people.
stardust.wav	Morris Fletcher: We could've been Stardust. Scully: Maybe next time. ::slaps his butt:: Fletcher: Hmmm...
sure_cutie.wav	Langly: You gonna be alright? Scully: Sure, cutie.
thundrdome.wav	Frohike: Hey man, you wanna thunderdome? Let's go!

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Field Trip
brwnmtn.wav	Scully: Well, what do you think this is? Mulder: It's Brown Mountain, Scully. That doesn't ring a bell? Brown Mountain lights? It's a famous atmospheric phenomenon dating back nearly 700 years, witnessed by thousands of people; back to the Cherokee Indians. Strange, multicolored lights are seen to dance above the peak of the mountain. There's been no geological explanation, no scientific credible explanation at all. Scully: And what does that have to do with these two? Mulder: Well as I said, there's been no scientific credible explanation, but there are those of us who believe that these strange multicolored lights are really- Scully: UFO's. Extraterrestrial visitors from beyond, who apparently have nothing better to do than buzz one mountain over and over again for 700 years. Mulder: Sounds like crap when you say it.
chng_life.wav	Mulder: Scully, I want you to put aside your scientific bias for a moment, 'cause what I'm about to tell you is going to change your life forever. Your life, my life, the life of everybody on this planet.
i_found_it.wav	Scully: Mulder. Mulder: It was out there and I found it. Scully: What? Mulder: The truth.
im_real.wav	Mulder: Well, what can I say Scully? I'm here. I'm real.
make_pay.wav	Frohike: We'll find him. We'll find him and we'll make him pay. Scully: Like who? Frohike: The son of a bitch who killed Mulder.
nvr_escapd.wav	Mulder: Scully, we never escaped. We're still trapped underground. Scully: Mulder, we did escape. I think you're suffering from post-traumatic stress. Mulder: No I'm not. This is not real. You, you're not real. Skinner: Mulder, I- Mulder: I'll prove it, Scully. Scully: Mulder! ::gunshots::
oftnright.wav	Mulder: Scully, in six years, how often have I been wrong? No, seriously. I mean, everytime I bring you a new case, we go through this perfunctory dance; you tell me I'm not being scientifically rigorous and I'm off my nut. And then in the end, who turns out to be right, like 98.9% of the time? I just think I've earned the benefit of the doubt here.
tookme.wav	Mulder: We were in the cave and the light came. It was a blinding, blue-white light. Then they took me. I was abducted.
unanswrd.wav	Scully: What the hell is wrong with everybody? You guys, there are unanswered questions here! Am I the only one that's asking them?
ur_right.wav	Scully: I uh, I don't know what to say, Mulder. Where to begin, I mean, you were right. All these years, you were right.
whycntu.wav	Scully: Mulder, if I of all people can believe this, then why can't you?

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Biogenesis
destined.wav	Krycek: Dr. Barnes. Barnes: Yes? Krycek: Dr. Barnes, you and I are destined to be great friends.
my_office.wav	Scully: You're late. Mulder: I'm sorry, I thought this was my office.
mysister.wav	Scully: Look, after all you've done, after all you've uncovered. A conspiracy of men doing human experiments; men who are all now dead. You exposed all their secrets. I mean, you've won. What more could you possibly hope to do or to find? Mulder: My sister.
not2me.wav	Scully: I wanna talk to him Doctor: No. He's a danger to anyone. Scully: Not to me.
packn_latx.wav	Mulder: Scully, you packin' any latex? Scully: No, why? Mulder: Well it smells like somebody forgot to take out the garbage.

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