(Roman Catholic edition)

10) You’re annoyed that the only Choirs available for decorations are Cherubs and Mercurians.

9) Your plans for the party go, "8:00, sing carols. 9:00, eat cookies. 9:30, destroy the Cruel…"

8) Every time you sing a Carol you worry about its effect on the Symphony.

7) You’ve been banned from watching "It’s a Wonderful Life" for screaming "SMITE! SMITE!" whenever you see Old Man Potter.

6) You only go to Mass at places you’re sure has a Tether.

5) You buy extra presents just in case someone gives you one by surprise: who needs to risk a Geas?

4) One of your party games is watching Christmas movies and playing "What’s my Attunement?"

3) Giving money to Santas becomes a 15-minute interrogation (Mammon or Christopher?).

2) You’re honestly surprised when told that making Mass part of your IN LARP is sacrilegious.

And the #1 Sign is …

1) The angel on top of your tree has black wings and a sword.