Wuhh-hunnh (Corporeal)

Additional Material/Suggestion by Cameron McCurry

 

This first showed up among Servitors of the Media, but then it spread like a disease. For some reason, new outbreaks of this Discord seem to crop up every August.

The victim will find his (or, even more oddly, her)facial features shifting towards that of Elvis Presley. At level/1, this is merely a general resemblance: the celestial will not be mistaken for the King, but he or she would look like they may be related. At level/2-3, the resemblance will be more notable: the individual could get a job being an Elvis impersonator. At level/4-5, the subject would have difficulty getting a job doing anything else: at this point, the body will start resembling that of the King. Those with Level/6 of this Discord are the King, down to fingerprints and DNA.

Note that in no case does this Discord provide any kind of musical ability. This can be problem, as anyone with Wuhh-hunnh/4 and higher, the one afflicted must break into song while engaged in combat. The Symphony provides the background music.

At any level, the sideburns appear, and cannot be removed permanently (attempting to do so will cause1d6 Mind Hits until they grow back, which usually takes about an hour). Those with this Discord have an especially strange appearance in their celestial form: meeting a Kyriotate with Wuhh-hunnh/6 can do bad things to one's mental health. Generally, those with the Wuhh-hunnh Discord receive a -1 to reaction rolls per level (this penalty is doubled for Elohim and tripled for Kyriotates and Shedim).

Finally, it has been noted that angels with this Discord seem to take on the appearance of the Young Elvis, while demons get to become the Fat Elvis. Nobody's precisely sure why.

  

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