Adipose Ninja Based on a joke by Eric Burns.
Arthur, King of All Britain Pre-Archangel Galahad, if you care.
Changelings
Clockwork Ninjas EPG Compliant!.
Coyote Super-genius.
Death Oops: I meant to say, 'DEATH.'
Hecate (NEW!)
Gojira, Ethereal Page of Duty Works for Archangel Galahad. This is a PROPER Gojira, BTW.
Kermit Yes, THAT Kermit.
Idzknot-Fehr It's not, you know.
Jingle Hey, Mickey, you're so fine...
Mars Not quite what you're thinking off. Well, not even close, really.
Minerva See above note.
Mr. President Oh, look. Another civic spirit. How derivative.
Mrs. Claus WARNING: this writeup done when I was feeling especially misanthropic towards the Tsayadim. May not fit in your campaign!.
Office Brownies Brownie don't surf, man. Brownie don't surf.
Parpar
Sloth-Man and Cheetah-Girl! Sort of sad, really. Pre-Galahad, too.
New Soviet Man I'm not vindictive, after all.
Nothing
Radioactive Moss Creature Well, he looked at me with those big, soulful, mossy eyes...
Robigus Nasty little bugger, but he's a dab hand at mildew stains.
The Robotic Fuller Brush Salesman (of Walla Walla, Washington)
The Royal Snoopae Flying Corps It came to me in a dream. I think it did, at least.
Testudo Honest to God, it's based on actual activities - at least, that's what my girlfriend says, and you all know who SHE is...
The King Sure, go ahead and laugh. How do you know this isn't the literal truth?
Them Don't ask. Just look.
Ttthhawkawkssssthhh The name was funnier before I had to type it out umpteen different times here.
Unicorns For God's sake, if you love unicorns, DO NOT READ THIS WRITEUP. I MEAN IT.
Vampyres Vlah, Vlah!
Venerable Ancestor He's not nice, either.