Hike.

 

As the human - and may he not arrive Up here for decades yet, thought the angel - once said, at times like this you instinctively know what to do: you stare straight ahead at the wall.  Or walls.  Or walls, ceiling, floor and door.  You can do that when you're a Kyriotate.  And you don't precisely stare at the Archangel of the Sword, but you do pay close attention.  Particularly when he's, well, pissed; and extra strong double-particularly with a cherry on top when he's pissed at you.

 

Laurence gets intense when he's mad.  And precise.  And a whole lot of other things that deliberately don't add up to 'rampaging berserker'.  He's got people for that.  Whole Words, in fact.

 

"Explain."

 

The Kyriotate carefully neither swallowed nor adopted the colorful patois used by Creationers to maintain group solidarity.  "Commander Sir Laurence, there was a sick child involved.  Dying, in fact."

 

"I am aware of that part, Daniel.  A dying child who wished more than anything else to call a play for Notre Dame.  So a coach, out of the goodness of his heart, gave him that wish.  It was a lovely thought and a kind gesture."  The irony in Laurence's voice was quite noticeable in its absence. "It was all done subtly and carefully, with no overt interference and no loss of free will on the coach's part.  That was well done; you were to be commended for it.

 

"I say 'were' because what is at issue now is why you interfered with the game itself.  A thirteen yard gain on the one yard line from a completely inappropriate play?  You might have well placed a large sign on the quarterback that said 'HURRAH!  I have been taken over by a Kyriotate and will now perform miracles!'..."

 

Daniel did not cough, merely thought about it - which was enough for the Archangel of the Sword to narrow eyes and wings.

 

"I see.  Two signs, then: one for the quarterback and one for the receiver.  There are rules, Daniel.  We do not break rules here at the Sword."

 

The Kyriotate's response was carefully not a whine.  "The boy loved it."

 

"Yes.  He did indeed, which is why you are only going to be spending the next three holy days peeling potatoes in the kitchen, instead of being broken from my service.  Which is precisely what would have happened to you if I even suspected that you were trying to curry favor with me by aiding Notre Dame." Laurence... did not precisely relax; it was more as if the tension had been sent off to someone more deserving of it.  "I am not Lucifer, and I will not emulate his ways with his favorites.  They will succeed or fail on their own skills, not those of me or mine."  The Archangel looked up.  "And until your lord comes back you are mine, and you will act accordingly.

 

"Dismissed."

 

Daniel saluted and shifted perceptions (turning around smartly is a touch difficult when you may not have the same legs at the end that you had at the start).  As it placed one tentacle on the doorknob, behind him came the word "Touchdown". 

 

The Kyriotate shifted perceptions back.

 

"Sir?"

 

"Touchdown, Daniel.  It is one of the ways that you acquire points in the game of American football."  Laurence's eyes were no longer cold.  "Because if you are going to defy the express wishes of the Commander of the Host in order to give both a scared and lonely child and his grieving mother surcease of pain, you might as well not stop at thirteen yards."

 

Daniel blinked; fortunately, at this point in its cycle this wasn't much of a chore.  "I... have no response to that, Sir."

 

"Of course you do not.  Prudence is a Virtue, after all."

 

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