Rude jokes aside, these Songs do not originate with Andrealphus.

Corporeal - This Song permits the user to take any soft nonliving material and make it temporarily as stiff as tempered steel. The most common use is to make improvised blunt weaponry. The type of weapon depends on the original material: for example, a Stiffened banana would do the same type of damage as a small club, while a six-foot submarine sandwich would make… well, a large club.

For double base cost, the item can be made sharp: a sharpened, stiffened banana gains the same statistics as a dagger, while the sub would make a slightly unwieldy Long Sword. For quadruple base cost, the item can be made infinitely sharp (an edge one molecule thick): this doubles Power, and effectively ignores all normal armor or Toughness. Base Cost: 2 Essence per five pounds.

Ethereal - Use of this Song permits the boost of either Intelligence, Precision or both (must be chosen before performance). For every 2 Essence put into the Song, one characteristic may be increased by 2, or both may be increased by 1. Characteristics may not be raised past 12. Also, the target receives a +1 to resist Balseraph, Habbalite or Impudite resonance attacks for each 4 Essence spent. Cost: 2 per level (maximum 8).

Celestial - Use of this Song can remove Discord … for a price. The performer can temporarily see Discord in himself or others, and with a sharp knife actually cut it away. Unfortunately, this does both corporeal damage (as per a normal attack with a knife) and Soul Hits (1d6-2 per attack). It takes 12 Soul Hits to remove a level of Discord: note that this could very well remove a Force … and, even if it doesn't, the celestial will be in a very weakened state. It also happens to be quite painful: celestials volunteering for the procedure must make a Will Roll at -4 each turn to sit still for it. If he fails, the target moves around enough that the cutting will merely do 1-4 Soul Hits (this damage does not count towards the total needed to remove any Discord). This problem can be avoided by fully immobilizing the celestial. Normal sleep or drug-induced unconsciousness won't work: the subject must be physically restrained

Duration for all three Songs: 1 minute. Cost to maintain is the same.Degree of Disturbance: 1.