Song of Lawyers, Guns and Money (Corporeal)

 

This is a last ditch Song: indeed, it activates automatically.  "Performing" it costs 6 Essence (and, if you don't have that much Essence, it'll take it out of your hide  - 1 Body Hit for every point below 6).  It does the following things:

 

1)     Automatic use of the Celestial Song of Tongues to the nearest Triad, with the message of "Send Lawyers, Guns and Money to X and Y" - 'X' being longitude and 'Y' being latitude - "the shit has hit the fan."  This even happens with non-angels, amusingly enough.

2)     A fully loaded set of Colt .45 revolvers will appear in the target's hands.  Hope he knows how to use them.

3)     $(CD x 500) dollars in the local currency will appear in a sack at the targets' feet.

 

Incidentally, this song is very, very LOUD.

 

Bonus: Mercurians, Balseraphs, Trade, the Media

Essence Requirement: 6

Degree of Disturbance: 6x CD

 

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