Current Garb/Activity of Superior When The GM Has Already Determined That A Particular Invocation By The PCs Is A Really Bad Idea At This Present Time Table (1d20)

 

1: Superior is wearing Fluffy Bunny slippers.

2: Superior appears with bathtub, loofah and rubber duckie.

3: Superior is wearing zoot suit.

4: Superior appears with bed and friendly Superior.

5: Superior is wearing hat with two beer cans and straws attached.

6: Superior is reading Weekly World News.

7: Superior appears splattered with mud, grease and oil stains.  One hand is holding a jack.

8: Superior appears without bathtub and with shampoo in eyes.

9: Superior is wearing monkey suit (tuxedo).

10: Superior appears with bed and hostile Superior.

11: Superior is wearing gorilla suit (gorilla suit).

12: Superior appears in tennis outfit, racket and one foot in the air.

13: Superior appears with bed and Superior from the other side.

14: Superior is wearing mime suit and carrying an olive loaf.

15: Superior is wearing only underwear.  Underroos, to be exact.  Spiderman Underoos.

16: Superior appears with bed and camel.

17: Superior is wearing lampshade and plastic lei.

18: Superior is wearing diapers, is handcuffed to chair and has whipped cream covering chest.

19: Superior is holding a Royal Flush.

20: Superior appears with heavily marked (in red ink) and blinking faintly dossier of Invoking Servitor.

 

 

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