Winifred
Balseraph Knight of Deception
Demon of Humble Opinions
Ethereal Forces: 4 Intelligence:
8 Precision: 8
Celestial Forces: 5 Will:
12 Perception: 8
Word-Forces: 5
Vessel: human female/2, +1 Charisma
Skills: Computer Operation/1, Dodge/3, Emote/3,
Fast-Talk/5, Fighting/2, Savoir-Faire/4, Seduction/3
Songs: Charm (Ethereal/3, Celestial/3), Disjunction
(Corporeal/6), Distortion/3, Shields (All/3), Thunder/3
Attunements: Balseraph of Factions, Habbalite of
Factions, Imbroglio, Polarize, Protective Coloration, Knight of Deception,
Demon of Humble Opinions
Demon of Humble Opinions: Once per day, Winifred can
invoke her Humble Opinion to double either her Celestial Forces (only for
determining the number of people that are affected by her resonance) or
Ethereal (only for determining the duration of her Balseraph or Habbalite
Attunements). In either case, she must
preface this ability by first saying the Dread Words.
Rites
: Cause someone to preface a statement with the
Dread Words.
Paradoxically, it's the little irritations that can
seem the most, well, irritating. After
all, there's often very little you can do about the environment, nuclear
proliferation, taxes or the local crop of Idiots in Charge - but you can do something about people who say
the Dread Words. Admittedly, the things
that you can do are usually not very nice, and if you get caught doing them,
you stand a good chance of going to jail, but you could do something, damn it all.
It's precisely in this state of acute frustration
and wistfully suppressed homicidal urges that Winifred does her best work. Let the flashy Servitors of Factions try to
foment international tension and mass blood feuds: the Balseraph is content to
work on the micro level, one endless meeting or spoiled get-together at a
time. It's necessary work and safer to
boot: one of the drawbacks to being a heavy hitter for Malphas is that angels
like to do the same to you. Winifred is
good at what she does, and wants to keep on doing it for a long, long time.
Still, a bit of expansion would be nice - and the
Balseraph has noticed that her Word has been picking up lately, thanks to the
Internet. So many people online who
(erroneously) think that they really do have relevant (and humble) opinions
about things, not to mention the belief that it's OK to type out any damn fool
thing that drifts into their simian heads, regardless of whether they actually
know what they're talking about. The
Net is Balseraph country, in other words - and Winifred is ready to stake her
claim. At the rate that her Word's
inflating, she may be able soon to focus her resonance to affect those online:
when that happens, watch out. You think
that Usenet's raucous now? Just wait: it's about to become a Hell of a
ride.
Just don't ever modify the Dread Words in her
presence, whether face-to-face or digitally.
Prefacing comments with "In My Arrogant
Opinion" seriously drives her nuts: it seems to make light of the whole
phenomenon, and you know how Balseraphs get when they think that you aren't
taking them seriously...