Olio

Habbalite of Flowers (actually, Dark Humor)

 

Corporeal Forces: 4 Strength: 10 Agility: 6

Ethereal Forces: 2 Intelligence: 4 Precision: 4

Celestial Forces: 3 Will: 8 Perception: 4

Vessel: human male/3

Skills: Chemistry/2, Dodge/2, Emote/2, Fighting/2, Ranged Weapons (pistol/1), Small Weapon/3 (knife)

Songs: Charm (Celestial/2), Fire (Corporeal/1), Shields (All/1), Tongues (Ethereal/3)

Role: "Jack Puff" (very strange environmental terrorist/6, Status/2)

Attunements: Habbalite of Dark Humor

 

Olio is so sneaky.

He's managed to pull off the ultimate accomplishment: he's successfully infiltrated a Demon Prince's organization. Mother would be so proud of Olio ... well, she said that she knew that he could do it, so he knows that she is, really. Of course, the Habbalite knows that he doesn't really deserve all of Novalis' regard: honestly, it wasn't that hard to become one of Kobal's Servitors.

In fact, the Habbalite doesn't quite understand just how the Prince of Dark Humor got his vaunted reputation: it was dead easy for Olio to get assigned to Earth duty. It was even easier for him to get a Role that would let him secretly accomplish his mission for Novalis.

You see, the Archangel of Flowers sat down and told him ... well, it's a little hazy, Olio would admit, but he remembers the gist. Novalis was being subtly being attacked, and she only realized it very recently. Apparently, Hell had encouraged these weak-willed humans to symbolically consume her. Every time a potato was fried, she felt the burning; every time a carrot was pared, she felt the knife on her skin. If something wasn't done soon, the Archangel of Flowers would be in grave danger of death by vegetarianism.

Novalis tried to tell her Servitors this: she did. They didn't seem to believe her yet: she can convince them, given time, but she needed something done immediately. Olio was, of course, one of her most loyal and powerful Servitors: was he willing to seemingly abandon her Service and dissonance conditions in order to give her the time she needed?

Well, how can you refuse Mom?

Olio is, quite frankly, nuts - even for a Punisher. He's absolutely convinced that he's on a mission from Novalis to stamp out the consumption of vegetables, by any means necessary. Wonder who put that idea into his head: do I really need to say that Olio has never even seen Heaven or Novalis? He's only got the vaguest idea about how Servitors of Flowers act, too, so his attempts to pretend to be a Prankster are especially hysterical. There are Media teams following him around for that reason alone.

Well, there are other reasons, too. Olio's Role is of an especially bizarre eco-terrorist who likes to blow up the headquarters of agricultural concerns: he's also fond of beating the crap out of anyone who eats a salad in his presence. He probably won't last long - Olio thinks that keeping a low profile means not always shouting "For Lady Novalis!" as he pounds a steak through the heart of a particularly vile vegicidal bastard - but he'll really confuse Heaven when they find out about him (which should be any time now). Who knows? Maybe somebody will actually believe that he really once was a Servitor of Flowers. That'd be good for a laugh.

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