Jimbo
Calabite Baron of Hardcore
Demon of Diplomats
Corporeal Forces: 6 Strength:
12 Agility: 12
Ethereal Forces: 3 Intelligence:
6 Precision: 6
Word-Forces: 10
Vessel: male/3, female/3, both +1 Charisma
Skills: Detect Lies/1, Dodge/6, Emote/3, Fighting/6,
Knowledge (History/1, Literature/1, Philosophy/1, Poetry/1), Languages
(French/1, Latin/1, Spanish/1), Large Weapon (Bat/6, Chainsaw/3), Lieing/3,
Ranged Weapon/3 (shotgun), Savoir-Faire/6
Songs: Entropy (Celestial/3), Feedback/3, Healing
(Corporeal/6, Ethereal/1, Celestial/2), Might (All/3), Shields (All/2), Tongues
(Celestial/3)
Attunements: Calabite of Hardcore, Calabite of the
War, Baron of Hardcore, Demon of Diplomats
Demon of Diplomats: Jimbo has the functional
equivalent of Malphas' Imbroglio Attunement, except that it only works on those
at least willing to seek a violent resolution to a conflict and costs no
Essence to use (indeed, it's always on).
Also, anyone affected by the previous power will react to Jimbo at +2.
Rites:
Start a fistfight at a diplomatic conference (2
Essence).
No, not Diplomacy: the Word is Diplomats. That's a Real Important difference,
there. If it was Diplomacy, Jimbo would
be screwed, screwed, screwed: he wouldn't be able to promote his Word without
dissonance. Sure, Calabim are supposed
to feel the burn, and Hardcore is all about pushing it until it bleeds - but
there's a limit. Pushing yourself to
death is Hardcore, sure, but not as much as pushing other people. Diplomats, on the other hand - yeah, you can
work with that and still be running with Furfur.
The trick isn't so much to ensure a particular
response as it is to make the choice binary.
People got a dispute, they send in the diplomats. Now, maybe it isn't a big or violent
dispute, so they can work it all out calmly.
Not Jimbo's bag, but he can sit and watch quietly enough. But if they're thinking about pulling out
some of that old ultraviolence anyway, well, who needs peace? The real trick is encouraging the rest of
the talking monkeys to be more accepting of the idea that (for example) an
economic conference that ends with a declaration of war isn't necessarily a
failure. Tricky, but it can be done.
You might have guessed that Baal gets along better
with Jimbo than he does with Jimbo's Prince; of course, Jimbo used to work for
Baal and Furfur didn't, so maybe not.
This doesn't make Furfur nearly as nerv... excuse, "alert"... as does the fact that Asmodeus doesn't seem
to be too exercised over one of his old Words now belonging to Hardcore. As usual, the Game's probably got something
brewing; Furfur puts up with it because, well, what else is he supposed to
do? Getting the good Words isn't
exactly guaranteed, and Jimbo's got the potential to go places. Serious places, actually: the demon could
actually be mistaken for being genteel (bearing in mind Jimbo's Band and
Word).
Still, how did Jimbo end up with the Word of
Diplomats? Your guess is as good as
his: he's been pushing for the honor for a while, but he was expecting, eh,
"Bleeding Eardrums" or "Indiscriminate Automatic Weapons
Fire" or something else suitably over the top when he was up for a
medium-powered Word. But you work with
what they give you. Furfur's got him on
a crash diet of improvement, elocution and etiquette. You can imagine what the teachers can be like, but it's actually
not working out too badly. Jimbo's
still a Freak, in all senses of the word, but he can spell complex words, knows
how and when to blather on about nothing in particular and even will even use
the right fork three times out of four.
Just try to ignore the sorry shape of the top hat.