Corporeal Forces: 4 Strength: 12 Agility: 4

Ethereal Forces: 2 Intelligence: 3 Precision: 5

Celestial Forces: 4 Will: 11 Perception: 5

Word Forces: 2

Vessels: Human Male/1

Role: Bruce Naismith Orville-Cummings (international lawyer-playboy)/4, Status/4

Skills: Artistry (painting)/1, Dodge/3, Emote/1, Fast-Talk/2, Fighting/1, Knowledge (LEGO Lore)/4, Languages (Latin)/1, Savoir-Faire/2, Ranged Weapon (pistol)/1

Songs: Attraction (Corporeal)/3 Charm (Celestial)/3, Harmony (Ethereal)/3, Motion (Celestial)/1, Shields (Corporeal)/3

Attunements: Demon of Legos

Special Attunement: As Demon of Legos, Brinoricum can move around Lego pieces - one at a time, at a top speed of an inch a second, and only within his field of vision - without touching them (on a successful Precision roll).

Ever have a bad day?

Brinoricum was once an up-and-coming Balseraph of Nybbas, living out the bad life on earth as a well-paid, and severely nasty, lawyer for one of the major British tabloids. Unfortunately, he found an angelic Tether in the course of his duties, and managed on his own hook to take it down.

His Superior was, of course, pleased (Brin had made sure that the TV crews got good coverage of the "gas leak"), and promised big things for the new fair-haired boy. Flushed with pride (and greed), Brin kept pushing up and up what he thought he'd get: a Captaincy at the very least, he was sure! Needless to say, he became utterly insufferable to his colleagues.

The actual gift of a Force and a job in Hollywood was a distinct letdown.

Really unfortunately for Brin, he ran into Lucifer for the first time soon after. He rashly petitioned for his boon, and complained and complained and complained. Even for a Balseraph, Brin has an inflated view of himself, and thought nothing of letting the Lightbearer know exactly how shabbily he'd been treated.

When Brin finally finished venting, Lucifer thought for a moment, then offered the demon a choice: either he could keep his Prince's gift, or else trade in a Force for a change in Superiors and a Word. And not just any Word: a Word that would make him legendary among every denizen of Hell.

The idiot agreed.

Lucifer kept his bargain. Brin lost a Force: an Ethereal one, not the Corporeal he got from Nybbas. He got a new boss: Saminga. And he got a Word: Legos, to be exact. And Brinoricum is certainly famous among demons: he's famous for what happens when you waste Lucifer's valuable time with complaints about his handpicked lieutenants. Kronos is seriously considering making his picture a definition of the word "twit" for all future Infernal dictionaries.

Needless to say, Saminga wasn't too pleased to get a totally useless Word-Bound, but Lucifer must have asked him to make sure of the message, because things for Brin got worse from there. Brinoricum has not received the Balseraph of Death Servitor Attunement to replace Media's, and won't until he demonstrates that his Word can serve Saminga's. In other words, Brin now has to work out some way to kill people with Legos. Lots of people, for preference, and Brin's not doing too well. In fact, his antics are so incompetent that even Saminga's starting to find them amusing.

Brinoricum hasn't actually learned his lesson yet, of course. Being a Balseraph, he's deluded himself that his Word is really quite keen and an asset to Death. He's also sure that all other demons are frightened of his newfound Word's power. They're not, of course: they've just all decided that if Lucifer and Saminga find this useless waste of Forces amusing, then it's probably best to let him self-destruct on his own. Besides, one thing that Brin is good at is hitting people. Still, the sudden arrival of a party of angels in Brin's home area might be a blessing in disguise. He might be not much sport for a Malakite, but a Word-bound trophy is a trophy…