(Modified) Tachyon Burst Shotgun

Requires the Beta-Test Attunement and a Clean Record

 

Power 6d6 (see below), Accuracy +0, Range 500, Shots 6

 

There's no real reason for this item to have such a bad reputation.  After all, is it not from Revelations and Design?

 

Well, true, it's not precisely from R&D: the prototype originated in Tartarus.  So did the creator - but both he and it are now comfortably snug in the Bosom of Heaven, so that's all right.  'To forgive, Divine' and all that, correct?

 

Yes, yes, except when you're a Malakite and/or a Servitor of Divine Fire, right, of course, silly of me.  Might I continue?

 

Thank you.  At any rate, the (Modified) Tachyon Burst Shotgun is really an elegant piece of hardware.  Using principles not yet discovered by humanity, it fires - well, obviously it fires bursts of tachyons, hence the name.  The reason why this is of interest is because tachyons, due to their interesting physical nature, tend to distort space-time when flung around in this way.  Considering that most people are firmly fixed in space-time to start with, this is usually nice to know but utterly irrelevant.

 

However, a being that is in celestial form on the corporeal plane is not firmly fixed in space-time, and believe you me, somebody in celestial form that gets hit with a (modified) tachyon burst is emphatically going to notice.  Each blast does 6d6 Soul Hit equivalents; I say 'equivalents' because the damage done will not count towards losing a Force.  It will stun the target if he takes more than 1/2 his normal Soul Hits equivalents in a single blast, and it will knock a target out for (CD of successful Ranged Weapon attack) hours if he loses all of his Soul Hit equivalents - but it's otherwise harmless.  The target will recover lost Soul Hit equivalents at the rate of 1/minute.  A successful attack will also knock the target pinfeathers-over-primaries (CD of the successful attack roll, in yards), but that's really just a special effect.

 

So what are the problems?  Good Heavens, why should there be problems?

 

OK, granted that they're still trying to adapt a proper power source for the (M)TBS.  That's a stark necessity, of course: the prototype used Vaputech plasma batteries, and I hope that I don't have to remind any of you about just how dangerous, leaky, carcinogenic, fattening, temperamental and downright malicious those things can be.  Until the Archangel of Lightning (in his nigh-infinite wisdom) decides that humanity is ready for safe, clean fusion kits, his loyal Servitors are going to have to soldier on with house current (takes an hour to fully recharge the batteries, and in the meantime the boys down at the power plant are probably going to want to know why six square blocks are suddenly browning out) and the Generator Attunement (each charge costs 2 Essence).  You can get extra magazines for the (M)TBS, but only at the cost of a lot of not-quite-routine question-and-answer sessions.

 

As for reliability... (M)TBSs are reliable, given proper care and maintenance.  None of the sort of shoddy manufacture that Vaputech is infamous for, either: we're talking careful machining and calibration of parts here.  So, the early problems of scattershot (4d6 hit-equivalents, but to everyone within a 60 degree arc of the target), feedbackfire (3d6 hit-equivalents to the target and the shooter, even if the latter is in corporeal form) and meltdown (10d6 hit-equivalents to everybody within 20 yards with Symphonic Awareness, even if in corporeal form/human - but with no knock-back) are things of the past, and hardly worth even mentioning.  Provided, again, that proper maintenance is done.

 

Now, the issue of what happens to someone who has had a (M)TBS explode in his hand needs to be cleared up, once and for all.  There is no evidence - absolutely none at all - that the explosion of the latest version of the (M)TBS can induce a case of Oscillation.  Indeed, there is no evidence that the condition furtively known as Oscillation can even exist, or even what its effects might be (Celestial Discord that does not interfere with Essence gathering; the victim is subject to random changes from corporeal to celestial form [will not cost Essence]; activates whenever the poor bugger rolls a CD under the level of the Discord three times in a row; -3 per level to reaction rolls, mostly because of the Disturbance that is normally generated).  It is true that several individuals have suddenly acquired the Phazed Out Discord after encountering an exploding (M)TBS, but there are too few examples to justify making any sort of conclusion.  Really, the blessed things are safe; there's no reason why celestials should feel the need to hit the floor whenever one is pulled out.  Unless, of course, it happens to be a Vaputech unmodified Tachyon Burst Shotgun (the creator hadn't managed to snag all of his notes before fleeing). 

 

Those things are just plain freaking scary.

 

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