Name: Ozark Mountain Panda

Also Known As:

 

Type: Genetically-Engineered Lifeform

 

Corporeal Forces: 2  Strength: 6                 Agility: 2                    Body Hits: 12

Ethereal Forces: 1     Intelligence: 3           Precision: 1               Mind Hits: 3

Celestial Forces: 1    Will: 2                        Perception: 2             Soul Hits: 2

 

Skills: Climbing/2, Fighting/6, Move Silently/4

Songs: None

Esoteric Abilities: None

 

Primary Attack: Claws/12/0/0]

Secondary Attack:

 

Appearance: Ozark Mountain Pandas have a slightly larger cranial capacity; their paws include an opposable thumb.

 

Favored Habitat: Mountain

 

Number Typically Encountered: 2-6

 

General Classification: Ethereals: Friendly; Heaven: Friendly; Hell: Friendly; Humanity: Friendly

 

Capsule Description: The Ozark Mountain Panda appears to be the result of corporeal genetic uplifting; aside from the mentioned physical changes, the species has a more varied diet and more robust reproductive cycle.  The species is currently thriving in its new habitat (Southeastern Appalachia), as recent reports of "Buddha Bigfoot" might suggest.  While deemed reasonably harmless towards most of humanity (garbage cans aside), still approach this species with caution, due to the species' artificially enhanced intelligence.

 

It has not yet been determined whether Ozark Mountain Pandas can be definitively linked to the sudden availability of crude bamboo whisky in the region.

 

Reported by: Brent

Corporeally Researched by: Brent, Soldier of Creation

Corporeal Reference:

 

Capsule Description of Reporter (OPTIONAL): Brent is a Soldier of Creation currently on medical leave after a series of unfortunate, panda-related events.  He's pretty much done with pandas, thanks.

 

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