Name:
Mobile Laundry Piles
Also
Known As: "Good God, haven't you ever heard of washing machines?"
Type:
Naturally-Occurring Zoological Oddity
Corporeal
Forces: 2 Strength: 6 Agility: 2 Body Hits: 24
Ethereal
Forces: 0 Intelligence: 0 Precision: 0 Mind Hits: 0
Celestial
Forces: 0 Will: 0 Perception:
0 Soul Hits: 0
Skills:
Fighting/6, Dodge/2
Songs:
Esoteric
Abilities: Toughness/2, Natural Armor (-2/1)
Primary
Attack: Smell/14/0-5/0
Secondary
Attack: Grapple/14/0/0 (Contested Strength roll to break free)
Appearance:
A mobile, amorphous, putrid, funky, foul, fuming, fetid, filthy, odiferous,
nauseating, stinking, disgusting, disturbing, grotesque, icky, oozing and just
plain smelly pile of dirty clothing.
Favored
Habitat: Domestic (Celestial's corporeal domicile)
Number
Typically Encountered: 1
General
Classification: All: Neutral
Capsule
Description: These creatures are created as a result of the intersection of
regular outbreaks of disturbance, various secretions of celestial vessels and a
callous disregard for regular clothes washing.
If the above three conditions are allowed to proceed unchecked, a Mobile
Laundry pile may result. Particularly disgusting Calabim will sometimes use
them as guard animals. Mobile Laundry piles are generally not considered
dangerous, as their diet is, of course, socks.
However, they will attack if provoked.
Combatants should note that the loose physical structure of Mobile
Laundry Piles makes it somewhat hard to 'kill them'.
Reported
by: Mary, Malakite of Protection, Angel of Moms
Corporeally
Researched by: Maurice Lane
Corporeal
Reference: Apparently, not the person I thought it was: big shout out to Kathy
anyway and thanks to Jaymiel.
Capsule
Description of Reporter (OPTIONAL): Mary, Malakite of Protection, is the Angel
of Moms. She would like to take this
opportunity to remind you to call your mother.
Yes, you.