Name: Harp Seals (Version 2.0)
Also Known As:
Type: Vaputech-Spawned Abomination
Corporeal Forces: 1 Strength:
2 Agility: 2 Body Hits: 2
Ethereal Forces: 1 Intelligence:
3 Precision: 1 Mind Hits: 3
Celestial Forces: 0 Will:
0 Perception: 0 Soul Hits: 0
Skills: Dodge/3, Fighting/1, Swimming/4
Songs: None
Esoteric Abilities:
Primary Attack: Teeth/4/-2/0/0]
Secondary Attack: None
Appearance: Harp Seals can be detected by their
distinctive pelts (a glyph in Helltongue on the back that translates to 'This
One, Schmuck').
Favored Habitat: Arctic
Number Typically Encountered: 1 to 3
General Classification: Ethereals: Friendly; Heaven:
Friendly; Hell: Friendly; Humanity: Friendly
Capsule Description: Harp Seals are genetically
engineered creatures designed to serve as raw materials for the musical
industry. One seal can provide all the
raw materials necessary to create a six-string harp, regular guitar, base
guitar and three-piece drum set of superior quality. The user must provide amplification equipment and external
wiring, however.
As near as can be determined, the sole purpose of
said genetic engineering was in order to annoy and nauseate members of the
Host, particularly Flowers and Animals.
Reported by: Angeline, Mercurian of Flowers
Corporeally Researched by: Maurice Lane
Corporeal Reference:
Capsule Description of Reporter (OPTIONAL): Angeline is an annoyed and nauseated Mercurian of Flowers. She may be reached via the School's Direct Action Advanced Course.