Hush Puppies

(6 points for demonic, 1 for angelic)

Living Artifacts

 

Class II Servant, level/6 (demon), level/1 (angel)

Corporeal Forces: 1              Strength: 1                 Agility: 3

Ethereal Forces: 1                 Intelligence: 1           Precision: 3

Celestial Forces: 0                Will: 0                        Perception: 0

 

Skills: Move Silently/4, Tracking/4

 

Form: one of a pair of sneakers.

 

 

Yes, they're made from real puppies.  Servitors of Theft swear by them: they aren't normally as good as a Magpie would be, but it's nice to have your shoes looking out for you when you've somehow inexplicably messed up being all sneaky-like.  It's also nice in general to have footgear with an automatic tracking feature.  Best of all, using puppies to further the cause of Hell is just so evilly cool.  True, if Jordi catches you, you're toast - but then, wouldn't you be anyway, just on general principles?

 

How Valefor actually gets Hush Puppies in the first place is a minor mystery.  Nobody admits to making them: it's hard to explain precisely why the Archangel of Animals frightens the average demon so, but he does.  Actually, now that I think of it, it's really not hard at all: Jordi spends a lot of time on the corporeal plane, has no sense of humor about his precious animals and doesn't bother with such niceties as saying hello before he kills something.  At least with Michael or Laurence you might see them (briefly) before your Forces unravel...  Anyway, Valefor apparently has some sort of arrangement with somebody to make these relics: he gives them out as rewards for minor services.

 

Needless to say, Jordi was livid when he first found out about this.  He got even more livid when the first captured Hush Puppies appeared in Heaven and some fool angel suggested that they actually be used.  The idea itself was considered depraved...

 

...by Jordi, not the Hush Puppy.

 

You see, the process by which puppies are bound into these relics permitted a one-way sensory link - they'd have to - and it turned out that the puppies loved the results.  New smells, color vision, opposable thumbs, no need to pee... this wasn't bad at all.  Sure, they didn't like it when bad things happened to people who smelled nice, and it could get boring sometimes, but sometimes it was fun.  This presented the Archangel of Animals with a bit of a dilemma:  defending his charges from being exploited by humanity and celestials was one thing, telling a puppy that it can't go off and have adventures was quite another.  Reluctantly - very reluctantly - he agreed that perhaps volunteer puppies could be very carefully given the opportunity to become living artifacts for a finite amount of time.

 

Naturally, there'd have to be some changes made.  For a start, the link was now two-way: the puppy could now communicate with it's - no, not its owner.  Most emphatically, not its owner - try 'partner', instead.  This means that someone with an Angelic Hush Puppy is going to quickly learn the Canine phrase for "What's that?  What's that? What'sthatwhatsthatwhatsthat..." Second, if the puppy wants you to look at something, you will take its wishes into consideration.  If it wants you to eat something, it would be wise to humor it.  If it wants to play by having you roll around in the mud and then go chase a stick, guess what?  Yes, the War takes precedence, but the War is not an excuse to not properly take care of the Hush Puppy partnered to you.  Third and finally, Jordi will be checking up from time to time - just to make sure everything is going smoothly.  If he can't come himself, he'll send one of his Seraphim.  Fair warning.

 

With all of this, you're probably wondering why on Earth any sane angel would voluntarily agree to cart this relic around?  The answer is, no sane angel would voluntarily possess one.

 

That's why Dominic loves them so.

 

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