Hats

 

There is no particular reason why inappropriate emotional responses should be displayed at the sight of these relics: the principles behind them are both sound and easily comprehensible.

 

It is a truism that human scientific and technological (note lowercase) development is progressing at a steadily increasing rate; it is also a truism that said development is only affected partially by ongoing operations by both Revelations and Development and its Infernal counterpart.  Demonic propaganda aside, it is not in the best interests of either Heaven or humanity that full control be imposed: there is little point in fighting to preserve the unique configuration of homo sapiens if the end result is a species incapable of future progression.  This then suggests that, while human research programs may be directed, influenced, retarded or (in special circumstances) stymied, on the whole they cannot be utterly suppressed: the perennial question of 'free will' is involved, after all.  However, this does not suggest that certain problematical scenarios cannot be clearly apprehended ahead of the fact, or that it does not behoove Revelations and Development to plan for eventual human technological (note lowercase) developments. 

 

One especially problematical situation involves the field of research known as genetic engineering.  While humanity has been engaging in this activity since the dawn of recorded history, the last two decades has demonstrated that the practice will soon reach a level of practical manipulation not entirely dissimilar to that of the so-called 'computer revolution'.  What makes this is of especial significance for Revelations and Development is the fact that it is inevitable that at least some human researchers will use this heightened level of manipulation to make the practical leap from researching possible non-human sapience to inducing it.  It need not be said that such a leap will engender numerous ethical, moral and pragmatic societal stresses and problems (no doubt exacerbated by Infernal activities): it also need not be said that at present Revelations and Development is not optimally suited for handling these stresses and problems on anything but an ad hoc basis.

 

Unless, of course, the Host begins applied research in this field now.

 

It is an unavoidably sub-optimal fact that the Archangel of Animals is adamant in his refusal to allow the direct genetic manipulation of animal DNA to be done by Revelations and Development.  It cannot be disputed, of course, that this refusal has a certain moral force to it: Vaputech is infamous for not only its utter lack of scientific ethics in the field of genetic engineering, but also its disturbingly casual attitudes towards the possible contamination of both its experiments and the larger biosphere.  There is also the undeniable point that Jordi has been given stewardship over precisely the area that Revelations and Development wishes to research: his refusal to provide the necessary permissions is his prerogative.  However, there is still the underlying problem, and the passage of time will not diminish it: quite the contrary.

 

As a result, the celestial artifacts collectively known as 'Hats' have been developed.  Their basic principles are derived on devices salvaged by the Committee to Limit Infernal Technological Objectives/Resources In Society; to summarize, a Hat serves as an external booster of Ethereal Forces.  It is currently an official Revelations and Development policy to create Hats that hold only one Ethereal Force, with said Force 'shaded' completely towards cogitation and reasoning.  The Forces are bound into a standard gossamer-weave matrix that is shaped to resemble a modified human-style hat: the actual shape varies.  Recent breakthroughs have provided reliable linguistic abilities, subject of course to the current test subjects' natural vocal limitations (see below).

 

After much deliberation, three species - black bears, polar bears and pandas - were chosen to be the test subjects for this experiment.  Suitable examples were tracked down in the wild and provided with the relics, then placed under extensive observation and examination.  The results have been quite interesting: subjects in all three species generally have adapted quite quickly to their newfound heightened reasoning powers, and have proved to be amenable to further research work with the Host - indeed, to the point where a carefully plotted-out integration into the War is not entirely outside the range of possibilities.  It should of course be noted that no genetic changes have been made to the test subjects, so they are unable to speak corporeal tongues: the aforementioned external linguistic abilities do however give them the capacity to understand one reliably and communicate via a modified form of American Sign Language.  This has proved adequate for the task at hand: further (which is completely voluntary on the part of the subjects) research continues on this line.

 

It should also be noted that while Revelations and Design takes full responsibility for any and all problems that might arise from the authorized use of Hats, certain recent incidents stemming from stolen research materials and Vaputech reverse-engineering are not by definition under the purview of the organization, and as such Revelations and Design cannot be held responsible for such incidents.  Revelations and Design thus politely suggests the Archangel of Animals and his organization to consider this fact before making a final determination of their collective response, and reminds them that the resolution of inter-Word disputes is best left to the full Seraphim Council.

 

Relic: Force (Ethereal, +4 Intelligence, Language (any/3, Gesture/1))              10pt

Convenience: can be worn                                                                              2pt

Vulnerability: Celestial artifact destroyed when artifact destroyed                    -4pt

User Restriction: only useable by black, polar or panda bears                               2pt

Visibility: Instantly recognizable                                                                 -3pt

Total: 7 points

 

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