Flying Bras
Corporeal
Forces: 1 Strength: 1 Agility: 3
Ethereal
Forces: 1 Intelligence: 1 Precision:
3
Celestial
Forces: 1 Will: 3 Perception:
1
Skills:
Dodge/3, Fighting/3, Flying/6
Songs:
Don't be absurd.
Attunements:
As I said, don't be absurd...
oh. Right. Shedim can possess them. I personally wouldn't pay points for the privilege of being able
to become the chew toy of The Monster In My Head, but
I guess that it's the closest thing in game terms.
Behold:
it is a Vaputech device that fulfills every single one of its design objectives. The Genius Prince challenged his minions to
bring him a mobile, self-aware device that could be possessed by a Shedite, and
Vaputech's Division of Combat Lingerie (motto:
"Well, yes, those boots were
made for walking. That's what boots are for - unless you work for Andrealphus,
of course.") triumphed where other, lesser
Divisions failed. Flying Bras also do
not explode, radiate, implode, sublime, mutate and/or meddle with the strong
nuclear force... and this time there's no implicit 'unless you look at them
funny, of course' included in that. To
top it off, they aren't even homicidal or even nasty on their own. They don't mind being worn, and won't attack
humans. You can even safely wash and dry
them.
Flying
Bras, in other words, work. The problem is that they're, well, flying
bras. There is no place on the planet
where a flying bra is going to pass unnoticed - no, not even at a Tokyo tech
conference, although that might change in the next few decades - so they're
pretty good examples of the other
kind of Vaputech; safe, but useless. At
the moment, they're being kept in storage at various Tethers to Technology
(these things are technically animals, not constructs - yes, they can breed. They live on sweat and dust, and don't
particularly excrete solids) until somebody comes up with a use for them.
Have
any gotten out? Maybe. A number of demonic Tethers have been
stocking up on hairspray, cigarette lighters and butterfly nets, which suggest something.