gross stories
to show how childish and truly close I am to being mistaken for a 4 year old.
Zits: today, i was popping a zit, as i do compulsivly, and i was truly disgusted by the amount of goo that just lies underneath my face waiting for me to release it. I wonder if beneath my skin is just a layer of puss and goo or if it just seems that way.
and isnt gross when they make an actual popping sound and squirt onto the mirror. I know Liz can relate to me on this one.
the most disgusting zit of all, are back zits. ewww. picture it, youll say ewww too.
Snot: once in third grade this boy, whos name i will leave out if perchance he would happen upon this page and be embaressed and then decide to kill me, anyways, this boy once sneezed during class then walked over to the trash can with his hand over his mouth and then he moved his hand and we heard a plop. Im guessing because there was so much snot that came out in his sneeze that it ploped into the trash can. Gross.
one time i laughed and snot came out my nose.
Once I was sick and walking around in a blanket and then I randomly found a huge glob of snot on it. Its difficult to say how it got there without my knowledge.
A few days ago, I was having a pretty crumby day, I was ridding my bike and was going to attempt to shoot a snot rocket, I have about a 60% success rate, but normally when I fail its not a big deal, although this time, I failed and there was snot all over the front of my face, if you were to measure the amount of snot that had come out of my nose I would guess it would have been a half cup, for reals, and i had to wipe it off my face onto my hand then on the inside of my shirt, cause thats all i had with me, all while ridding my bike downtown. The End.
food: Once i took some gum from an air vent in a classroom, because i hated looking at it. and cu dared me to chew it and i did.
animals: once i had a pet rat that got a huge cancerous tumor. it was really gross.
Other: Lots of gross things happened to me all at once recently. So I got sick, really sick, i was falling asleep at my checkstand at work. So I called my friend and he took me to the emergency room, but in the parking lot I threw up, and it was gross. The doctor told me I had strep throat and that i should take penicilin and it would get better. we left, i threw up in the parking lot again, i threw up outside my house, and then i rested. so i took my pills and 3-4 days later, i was not better, i was a lot worse. i opened up my mouth to check out my tonsils and they were huge, touching each other, and covered in white puss. ewwwwwww. so i went back and they said i had mono and that i needed to rest more. so i did. and it started to get really uncomforatble to swallow, i assumed it was my huge tonsils, but the swelling had gone down and the actual problem was a huge hanging piece of phlem dangling in the back of my throat that i couldnt cough up. eww gross.
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