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(Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies
Theme" while wearing an Ena Sharples hairnet!)
Come and listen to my tale about
the internet
Search for all the info you
can get
You'll find Mike Plowman and
Graham Rumsby too
And Glenda will send her updates
to you
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You'll find the mailing list
and chat rooms too
Lots of good pages made just
for me and you
Stories bout Percy in the old
folks home
and pictures of the travels
of Arthur the gnome
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Now Fred took Maureen to be
his loving wife
But she ran off with Bill to
start another life
Mavis runs a guesthouse out
at the lakes
and Les runs around eating
Percy's fairy cakes
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Deidre has Jon, but he's a horrid
fraud
She'll soon be alone just like
our lovely Maud
Judy bought a baby for two
thousand pounds
Gossip bout Zoe is making all
the rounds
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Tune in on Sunday when it's
two hours long
I think Brian Park is doing
something wrong
I'm starting to wonder who'll
be the next to go
What oh what has happened to
my show
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